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When a girl freezes green tea ice cubes and puts them in her mouth and than places the guy's balls in her mouth.
It was hot last night and Ashley came over and helped out with some Japanese Air Conditioning.
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A method of cooling a car not equipped with air conditioning. Roll down four windows and drive forty miles an hour!
When asked if the car had air conditioning the salesman tried to make a joke of the car's shortcoming, "Sure, it has four-forty air conditioning."
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If your car does not have air conditioning it is said to have "4/80 air conditioning"... 4 windows down, 80 kilometres per hour.
My Renault 12 has 4/80 air conditioning, Armstrong power windows and manual ABS (ie pump the shit out of the brake pedal)
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A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.
This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.
Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."
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another phrase for shit hits the fan but more refined. Used to predict a mess when the event happens.
"When that gets published, the solids are going to hit the air conditioning".
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A phrase used to signal when some inevitable bad thing has happened.
Everyone involved usually gets punished or ill effects.
A different version of "when the shit hits the fan"
Phil called the bouncer an idiot. After the excrement hit the air-conditioning and now Phil and all his mates are banned from the club
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Usually a person named Dima. Delivers and installs Air Conditioning Units.
Hey, i called an Air Conditioning Technician yesterday to install my new Air Conditioning unit.
His name was Dima.