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The best boyfriend you could ever have. Alan cares about you even when it seems nobody else does. They tend to be silly and joke around. They never want you to be sad, and always will do all they can to make you smile. They care about you and are aware of your emotions and feelings. Definitely boyfriend material.
I love Alan. He’s my favorite person in the world.
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a really super fantastic guy.
not much I can say about him because he's just so amazing,
My Alan is amazing
Look there's my boyfriend!
Omg he's THE Alan?
Yes!!
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A mixed nigga with curly hair that white kids cant stop themselves from touching.He is fat but hot super athletic annoying sometimes. He says racial slurs to everybody. He has a gf that start with the letter M And there gonna get married and have kids in the future and im alan
Alan is very lovable he tends to show Alot of affection and has to many ways to say I love you with his eyes. He hugs great and when he touches you, you feel chills run down your spine. Has incredible facial features. Hair is amazing just to look at if you touch it you would die from softness. If he pulls you then you are lucky because he doesn't
"He pulled four hoes last night"
"He tapped my girl"
Alan is a goddess of love.
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amazing, loving, caring, always there for you. brown hair with a sweet laugh and cute smile. smart and funny at the same time. its the best combo.
Alan is the one I want to be with for the rest of my life.
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"alans" is cockney rhymying slang for what we americans would call "panties."
"alan" is short for "alan whicker"
"alan whickers" rhymes with "knickers"
"knickers" = "a lady's underwear"
all right, all right. keep your alans on.
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