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Waking up a partner by shoving a dick in their mouth and yelling like an alarm
So my girlfriend was pissed because I woke her up with the alarm cock
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This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.
A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.
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-Suddenly awakening a woman by inserting the male penis deep and hard into her vagina.
Last night every time I fell asleep, my boyfriend kept waking me up with his cock alarm.
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When your girlfriend is a late sleeper so you have sex with her whenever you wake up so she is up for the rest of the day. the sex alarm clock
Shawn's girlfriend is a late sleeper so when he woke up at ten and used his cock alarm clock on his girlfriend to wake her up for the day.
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When your partner wakes up to your cock in his / her mouth.
Today’s been great, I woke up to my alarm cock again.
The act of giving a blowjob to a consenting partner to wake them up.
Person #1: “Hey babe, do you want to wake up to an alarm cock?”
Person #2: “Yes, that sounds amazing!”
Waking up your significant other by having sex with them.
Erin was fast asleep when she felt the alarm cock go off at 8am sharp