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a nunnery.
people who go their will be forced to endure hour long speeches about being young ladies and fruitful.
Person: you go to St Albans Girls School (STAGS) ?
STAGS student: *nods*
Person: i'm sorry
the unfortunate condition that many people suffer from in which they hail from Albania, this can cause emotional dysregulation, illogical reactions to otherwise logical/normal occurrences, bad driving and a reluctance to seek psychological or medical help.
"That poor girl, she's had Albanism her whole life"
Albane is an amazing girl. She is beautiful, she has the most beautiful smile, the sweetest eyes and the most charming soul. She is loyal, funny (a little sarcastic sometimes), very smart, flirtatious, mysterious, indecisive and comforting. She is sociable but has very few people she really likes. Her family and friends take up a lot of space in her heart, she gives them her love and time, so they are a blessing as well as a pain. Even if you hurt her, she is forgiving. But notice that she never forgives. She likes to be alone, but not feel alone, and thinks too much. She looks happy hiding behind a mask because she doesn't want anyone to see her pain: she has to look strong. But sometimes she breaks down. She has to remind herself that it's okay to cry and that it doesn't make her look weaker. Anyway, she will get through it, because she is a fighter. When she's really happy, she beams and you can't see anything but her. She makes you smile when you're sad, cuddles you when you need to be comforted and knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. You can also confide in her without fear, she only wants what is best for you. Last but not least, she needs time to open up to you, so be patient, she is worth it.
Albane, don't let your ego dominate you.
A person who fills you with joy and happiness.
"wow man your such an albanator"
"When ever Derek walks in the room everyone is albanated "
Alban Ndreu is the most pure-hearted boy you could ever know. He is loving and thoughtful and so so caring <3
Anybody would be lucky to have him in their lives, as he is a very rare find (he is also infj) and is cute af.
He also has bunda and watermelon-crushing thighs but we don't talk about that. Apparently.
He is the best when it comes to sense of direction + travel, and he is possibly one of the most hard working people I know when it comes to college work! (and productivity in general)
He is very very fit and healthy and prioritises mental and physical health (which has personally helped me build healthier habits and I'm forever grateful!!)
Personally, having Alban Ndreu in my life has been one of the best experiences for me, and I hope he won't mind me writing this definition about him...I'm sure he will love it <3
"you're with Alban Ndreu? Lucky duck."
Alban is a synonym for a good-looking , charismatic men with above average size of dick.
He is usually surrounded by shawties trying to increase their social-level by appearing near a Alban.
A awesome guy with a big penis usually 7-12 inches big. ladies love him. He is a total sex machine and is the best in bed. but he is usually really sweet. people with the name Alban usually have a god given right to do whatever they want.
Alban is awesome.
Girl #1: hey i heard you had sex with Alban, How was it?
Girl #2: it was the best experience of my life! He did the tongue tornado on me it was amazing.
Girl #3: That bitch Lisa is trying to climb the social ladder by riding his dick! "
Alban is a great lookin guy with a huge horse cock
Omg did you see Alban at the store yesterday? I could see his huge cock from his pants