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A sexual act that can only happen within ten minutes of a bald eagle sighting. First, you grab one Kraft Singles cheese slice, slap it on your all-American meat, and put it in between her all-American buns. The guy must hold a beat box on his shoulder, blasting the Grammy award-winning classic “Born in the USA” by Bruce Springsteen, and hold an AR with the other hand. Bonus points if both parties are wearing Old Navy American flag tank tops.
To celebrate America's birthday, we went bald eagle watching and we ended up doing the Dirty All-American.
The "All American Challenge" is the ultimate test of patriotism. It involves four player teams and is played for time. Each player must help complete the following tasks: eat a large pizza, complete a 500 piece puzzle, drink 24 beers, and smoke twenty bucks worth of weed. Originally started in the Pacific Northwest, the game has grown steadily in popularity, and stands to spread across the nation.
Note: the tasks can be split between players or can be completed individually. Example: either one person can drink all 24 beers, or each player may choose to drink eight.
"Hey man, you want to do the century club?"
"Hell no, lets do the All American Challenge!"
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The most kick ass band ever to exist. They make life worth living.
I can't believe I get to go see the All-American Rejects on August 19th at the Rave!!!! It's gonna kick ass
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the best fxcking band ever.
the all-american rejects are as cool as heck.
& plus, the band includes nick wheeler...
who is absolutely beyond orgaaasmiic.
& why yes-- i slept with him the other night.
thnxxx for asking. <3
oh & if you haven't heard of AAR yet,
how long have you been hiding under that rock?
anyway; here's a short list of some of their songs:
x paper heart
x the last song
x eyelash wishes
x dirty little secret
x change your mind
x drive away
x swing swing
x i'm waiting
x one more sad song
x it ends tonight
SO REMEMBER KIDS:
the all-american rejects = rad rad RAD
the all-american rejects are so amaaaaaziing, it hurts.
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a good band that has lost some of their luster. their members are tyson ritter, bass and vocals, nick wheeler, guitar and vocals, mike kennerty, guitar and vocals, chris gaylor, drums. they started out with their first album "the all american rejects" which was a great album. their sophmore album "move along" was also a classic. their third album, though still good, was a bit of a letdown. their other two are only remembered by long time fans, and now every 13 year old girl in the country is putting proclaming "OMG!!!! WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE I HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL"
you will also find that on their myspace and facebook status updates.
do yourself a favor and check out their first two albums to get to know the real rejects. check out their songs like why worry, happy endings, don't leave me, dance inside, straight jacket feeling, change your mind, and time stands still.
13 year old girl: "i hope this gives you hell! omg!!"
true all american rejects fan: "you poser, you don't even know the all american reject's true style. go check out their songs like move along, why worry, don't leave me, and dance inside"
13 year old girl: "what is thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"
true all american rejects fan: "go listen to lady gaga you poser."
a good man: dude, the all american rejects are a good band
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A female with ties to her community, who shows honor and respect for herself and others. A female who receives and gives support to all important people in her life; one who understands the bonds of friendship and family and holds those in high regard. A female who is short or tall, fat or thin, brunette or blonde, brown eyed or blue eyed, A cup or D cup, bald or long haired-basically, a female who embraces her unique looks and understands that she is beautiful because of the sparkle in her eye from enjoying her life; of her grin from her ability to smile through all situations; of her confident walk from knowing her own worth. An all american girl is one that every girl aspires to be, and women strive to raise.
Even when having a bad day, Rosie walked with her head high, remembering what her mother taught her of being an All American Girl.
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An AWESOME band. Lead singer Tyson Ritter... is a sexy little thing... yes he is.. And their songs are awesome too, all their albums usually have one topic so it flows, or whatever, and their song "Swing Swing" is/was a hit.
I ♥ AAR!
Oh yes I do.
=)
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