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Allahu Cockbar

An exclamation that a man yells when he is about to go balls deep in his woman’s hoo hoo and wants her to know that his wang is the greatest. This will arouse the woman and make her moister than a 6 month old heavily used sponge.

Stoney: Yo bro, how’s it hangin?

Big Queefy: You mean like how’s it going or how my wang is hangin?

Stoney: I mean.... I guess both lol

Big Queefy: Well I’m doing well thanks for asking. My wang on the other hand is in urgent care recovery. I screamed Allahu Cockbar when I was slamming this hoe last night and she opened up like a newly born clam popping out of its shell. I smashed her way too hard and bruised my brisket. So that’s how my mangled meat is doing.

Stoney: Damn bro, lmk if you need me to tag in next time. I would’ve been ready to go.

by Stoney69 September 21, 2021


Allahu Akbar

Celebration for anything and everything that exists in the world.

firing a tank "Allahu Akbar"
orgasming "Allahu Akbar"
Finding a ripe fruit "Allahu Akbar"

by Rytheking2 February 12, 2015

1214👍 913👎


Allahu Akbar

Something funny to say when throwing a paper airplane in class

Person 1: hey throw that paper airplane
Person 2: *throws plane* ALLAHU AKBARRRR

by _Cheezpuff$_ May 11, 2015

1038👍 801👎


Allahu Akbar

Used by Muslim Jihadis when they’re about to commit a terrorist attack

*Ppl minding their business in a store*
Jihadi: Allahu Akbar!!
*explosion*

by AskJarl October 26, 2020

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Allahu Akbar

Boom

Allahu Akbar = boom boom

by Big gay lesbian lesbian April 2, 2019

36👍 21👎


Allahu Akbar

(verb) To make something explode. When you hear it you better take cover or run.

"Allahu akbar!"
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, kaboooom!

by chinadude October 2, 2018

37👍 21👎


ALLAHU AKBAR

You think it means "god is great" in Arabic, right?

You're kind of right, but wrong at the same time.

It actually is a phrase for people when some bomb or some shit like that is near you.

Muslim: الله أكبر (God is great)
bomb has been planted
Terrorist 1: ALLAHU AKBAR!
Terrorist 2: ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
bomb explodes

by h2008 December 1, 2018

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