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jenny: "doesn't your boyfriend have a small dick"
kim: "yeah i'm allergic to shrimp"
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Its a too lovely couple that they're desperate to kill themselves.
Oh my god, TheComicSans and Spinach is having the Vaee x Xans allergic reaction!
It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.
Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...
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A more creative way to say or describe being colorblind.
"My grandfather is eye allergic."
Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them is an expression to say that you are very unlucky
Well Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them.
Eucalyptus allergic reactions are only linked to wimps. Normal people don't mind eucalyptus. It's just wimps
She has eucalyptus allergic reactions, therefore, she must be a wimp.
After eating some delicious pizza, you get a stomach ache. Suddenly, your britches are brown.
People who are allergic to dairy, collect turds in their pants quite frequently. They ain't babies, they just made a mistake with what they ate.