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The proper, but seldom used name for a Hawaiian shirt.
Yesterday I walked to the Aloha shirt shop and bought an Aloha shirt.
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An order of restraint placed by kahuna (Hawaiian priests) or other Hawaiian cultural practitioners, to act with only kindness, love and empathy. During the ceremonial period (enactment proceedings), alcohol, drugs and tobacco are prohibited. This separates the secular from the sacred and begins the ritual process collectively. Total purity is not attained but enacts a separation of ordinary life to mark the activities as sacred.
The Protectors on Mauna Kea demonstrated with Kapu Aloha!
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Not saying Hello or Goodbye at a party.
Nicole came to the party and did an Irish aloha. She did not say hello or goodbye to anyone there.
Nicole Irish aloha’d at the party last night - how rude!
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When you arrive at a party and are offered a blunt the moment you walk through the door; this is known as an 'aloha blunt' - as popularised in the Beach Break song 'Aloha Blunts'
Guy 1: "Oh dude! I was at this rad party on the weekend, everyone was super sweet with their pot"
Guy 2: "For real?!"
Guy 1: Yeah I walked through the door and was greeted with aloha blunts!
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Derived from the act of having sex on the beach in which sand enters into the vagina and is then queffed out...in a blast.
So I was banging this skank on South Myrtle beach and after I nutted in her eye, she gave me an aloha blast...felt like a fucking belt sander.
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when the smell of some good hawaiian stank breezes by.
your sitting on the beach and some fellows are sitting up wind from you.they are smoking some good maui wowie.
smell it?
you are getting an aloha breeze.
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When you go on a "romantic" Hawaiian vacation with your ex-fiance who doesn't know you aren't trying to "work things out" in a tropical paradise but are, in fact, moving out as soon as you return home.
Sarah: Heather's on Maui with her ex.
Erin: Isn't she moving out next week?
Sarah: Yes.
Erin: Awkward Aloha!
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