CPR Alpacas

Highly trained, expensive and exceptionally intelligent alpacas who add a lighthearted ambiance to your life as your health is declining and you’re trying not to think of death.

Gosh, I hope my CPR Alpacas remember the breath-compression ratios they were taught when the time comes!

Alpaca Parka

The final form of RJ the Alpaca when winter is coming.

Jin: Alpaca paka alcapa alpaca al alca alcapa paca alpaca alpaca parka

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alpaca mob

Derogatory term applied to al-quada

What's that bundle of sheets riding towards us? Oh no its the alpaca mob all gijhaded up.

alpaca sex

When an event gets so out of hand that the actions taking place are just plain disturbing and wrong.

Okay, you guys need to chill out! It's really starting to feel like alpaca sex here!

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alpaca smacka

Female donkey punch from the front. This is where, during missionary, the female will distract the male with sexy banter and then surprise the male with a right (or left) hook to the temple. This prolongs the experience and further arouses the female who is into rough play. The male will often be disoriented and have to concentrate extra hard on the task at hand.

Yo! Did you hear about the Craig Machine? He took home that bar skank last night and in mid plow, that chic full on Alpaca Smacka’ed him! Almost broke his orbital socket. Make fun of him the next time you see him.

chia alpaca

A vreally cool pet in Peru. Just add agua!

Here comes Wally Marshall with his Chia Alpaca leaving green slime like whole grain oils on the floor.

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It's an alpaca, dumbass.

Used to show annoyance with somebody’s blatant stupidity. The item need not be an actual alpaca.

1) Dude, you have a camel in your backyard.
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass.

1) *points at paperclip* Look at that staple!
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass. *rolls eyes*

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