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sexy mothafuckaaaaa
gets snaked by her pals x
went out with a specky mongo
lost her virginity to him aswell x
alyx:i need to go home
specky:no cheeky bum sex
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"I'd pay a million dollars if I could use my gravity gun on Alyx Vance's clothes."
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A realistic-looking chick from Half-Life 2. She is considered by some to be the hottest character in a video game.
My cousin likes to masturbate over sex poses he made with the nude Alyx Vance model in Garry's Mod.
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Alyx Vance, is the girl in Half-Life 2 that fights on your side most of the time. She is the child of Eli Vance. Alyx saves your life against a few Metro Cops in a City 17 building. She is your side-kick, she uses a semi-automatic pistol (also called Alyx Gun), and she also uses a Devise to hack combine locks and combine computers. Some say Gordon and Alyx have a relationship. In Episode One and Episode Two she is with you every step of the way!
Alyx Vance is an ally and Gordon's girlfriend, she is with you most of the time. She is also one of the best Zombie fighters! She is ethletic, pretty, strong, and nice. She doesn't always use her pistol, she uses a shotgun in Episode One, and a Sniper Rifle in Episodes One and Two.
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alyx ann is a very beautiful girl, she has an impecable taste in clothing and looks so good in mini dresses! she has sexy eyebrows and she can body roll like crazy! she is a very voluptuous lassy and has crazy cool hair💁 ♀️her house is always tidy as she is a neat freak! she loves milly rockin! alyx is translated to papi in greece. alyx’s body really POPS in crop tops! she looks ah-fab-u-lumptous. 😝
you: alyx ann is my besty! she is so kind and fun!
friend: i heard she is really rich! go get sum do besty!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
The reason everybody wants a Valve Index
Guy 1: BRO I BOUGHT Half Life: Alyx AND I DONT EVEN HAVE A VR HEADSET
Guy 2:Bruh
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Alyx Nicole Smith is a beautiful individual, any girl/boy would be lucky to fall in love with her or even have her in their life. She is smart, free, cool, artistic, fashionable, and real. She is outstanding, but beware she may be a heart-breaker. Her beauty drives both sexes wild. You should definitely date an Alyx Nicole Smith.
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