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When you want to take revenge on your partner so you claim they abused you and take a shit on their side of the bed
Me: Bro I left my ex-wife with a massive Amber Heard
Him: What's an Amber Heard?
Me: I left a massive dookie on her bed
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To defecate while on something besides a toilet. Phrase was created by Jeff Dougal, when he saw a picture of a Portland Oregon protestor defecating on an upside down police car during a riot. This is because during the Johnny Depp defamation trial, it was disclosed that Amber Heard had left a stool on Johnny's bed.
This is a picture of a woman Amber Hearding a police car.
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Cockney rhyming slang for taking a turd; i.e. the act of defecation.
"Do you need me for anything? Because I'm off for an Amber Heard."
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When a women plays a sweet innocent angels and then her lies get exposed and she is publicly exposed.
She said she would never hit me, but when she said she hit me because she was mad. She just got "Amber Heard."
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To accidentally drop ones bowels in your partners bed, either maliciously, as a consequence of a massive intake of scrumpy cider or due to a swift exit from the rear entrance.
“Dude, I was going full bore on her back door last night, made my exit and she pulled an Amber Heard right there on my Eqyptian cotton”
“I had way too much cider last night, woke up this morning and I’d Amber Hearded my own bed, gonna have to get some new sheets, that’s way beyond the Daz door step challenge”
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When you walk into the room, hop up on the bed, dance sensually to get him in the mood. Then.. spontaneously lock eyes with your parter wild-eyed and ferral.. angrily drop Into a squat, grunting like Quest for fire while punching the gnarliest grumpy possible right on the middle of the bed.
I heard she's into Amber Hearding.. better buy rubber sheets..
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Amber Heard: a female who often makes false accusations with no evidence or sources and when all of that fails, plays the sexist card.
Her: he was sexually harassing me
Him: what is your proof? He hasn't been anywhere near you
Her: WOW YOU'RE SO SEXIST BECAUSE YOU'RE ASKING ME TO PROVE THAT THIS PERSON WHO HAS NEVER BEEN NEAR ME, SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!
Him: okay Amber Heard
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