a used-to-be fun game thats now filled with fucking idiots and people who think theyre funny
some guy named phil idk: "red sus haha red sus why arent you laughing medbay scan red sus hahaha among us jokes haha"
some guy name fred idk: "shut the fuck up"
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1. when you are playing among us after eating taco bell or chipotle
2. when you try to dutch oven someone but you shit yourself because you have diarrhea
among fard: βdude last night jeff tried to give me a dutch oven but he shit himself and it got in my mouthβ
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I CANT STAND IT!!! I HATE IT!!! FUCKK FUCK FUCK FUC KF UCK!!!!!! I HATE AMONG US !!! i HATE IT SO MUCH!!!! IT RUINED MY HUMOR!! fUCK FUCK FUC KFR UC KFUC KFU CK FUCK FUC KFUCVFCFKUC FUKCFUKCF!! I CANT GO A DAY WITHOUT SAYING "tHATS SAO SUSSDY BRTO!!?!?!"!"!"!"!" BPLS HGELP ME!!!
(this is a cry for help)
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Where friendships end, and lies start.
This game doesn't have anything to do with truth. Literally i played this for 3 hours and got imposter once. When i did i killed someone, vented, and reported the body. I started lying to protect myself but one random guy just randomly voting me. This game is fucking hard because you pretty much have a .1% to be imposter.
This game tells you to not believe what everybody says and if you catch the imposter than youre a damn good detective!
James: BRO i just got imposter in among us.
Jack: Damn bro! Thats cool. *Makes a emergency meeting*
James: BRO what the hell? i thought we were friends?
Jack: James vented and told me he was imposter.
James: Fuck you man rot in hell.
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Proof that the internet is getting obsessed with beans, with Fall Guys also being crucial evidence.
Among Us is a game where you play as a bean that tries not to die and do all depressing tasks, including swiping a card that can never be swiped(which would be a great punishment in the old times).
That 2yo game that, out of nowhere, became extremely popular.
There are 3-7 crewmates and 1-3 Impostors. The Impostor(s) must kill all Crewmates without getting caught. By reporting a dead body or pressing the Emergency Meeting button, a meeting will start. During this meeting, everyone will discuss who they believe is the Impostor and the person with the most votes is killed. The Crewmates win when the Impostor(s) are all eliminated or when all tasks are completed, while the Impostor(s) wins when there is an equal amount of Crewmates and Impostors left, as any time when multiple people have the same amount of votes, it is skipped.
Where you will find the best way to destroy friendships and develop trust issues with everyone who isn't a good liar. (Ironic isn't it)
That game that one of your friends thinks will help yall get girls.
Where
Where the meme "Actin kinda sus" arose from
Pink (Impostor) (Girl): I just saw Red kill White
Red (Smart Kid): How can you blame this on me? You walked into Electrical, killed White, and self-reported. I'm in Weapons, and multiple people were with me. It should be pretty obvious who it is guys.
Orange & Green (Fuckin Simps): I agree with Pink.
Blue: Red actin kinda sus
Black: I saw Purple vent
White(Dead): These guys are fuckin stupid. It's so obvious that its Pink, but these guys are either retards or simps.
-Red was not the Impostor- -One Impostor remains-
Pink: Oh, wow. The Impostor is still among us.
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The game the the internet wont shut the fuck up about
Person: Are you playing Among Us
Other Person: *Autistic screeching*
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