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Most people hate America because we are said to be fat, religious, lazy,greedy assholes. But that's what happens to a country that is so diverse. If you hate America because "Every single person in America is a fat Jesus freak who eats McDonalds for every supper has 12 children and no job" then you are apparently to arrogant to give most of the people in America a chance.
Person 1: Were lucky we don't liver in America. Everyone there is so stupid.
Person 2: I'm actually American you arrogant son of a bitch.
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1) A country located in North America that is named for Amerigo Vespucci.
2) A character in the show Hetalia. He's tall, strong, and an idiot, but a lovable one (at times). Often says things like "I'm the hero!" Has been called the "asshole of the world". He has an alien friend named Tony (stemming from the 1947 Roswell incident) and can speak his language. People often mistake his brother Canada for him.
England: Something isn't right...it feels like someone's missing.
Germany: The quickest way would be to do a count.
America: America's here, whiners! Nothin' else matters!
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The country that everyone makes fun of on Urban Dictionary, but no one has any idea what he/she is talking about because he/she has obviously never been there.
Honestly, the more people, the more annoying people. It's pretty much proportional. America has a lot of people.
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A borderless economic zone, run by Israel, whose national religion is the worship of gay niggers.
I am trying to move anywhere that isn't America(n).
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A type of blood which flows in your bloodstream. Often known for ridding Trump of Covid-19.
President Donald Trump was able to survive covid due to himself having America in him
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despite what people say, a great country. powerful, rich, and overall nice people. the majority of people you see dissing the states on here are actually folks who live here as well, but are going through the "fuck everyone i wanna be different and cool" phase in their life. a cool place, lived here my whole life, and there are just as many dumb people here as anywhere else. the U.S is misunderstood due to George bush jr, NOT sr, and is in decline. but as a country based off of freedom and liberty, i know we can bounce back. the land of the free and the home of the brave, i am proud to be an american!
Australian: i hear everyone in the states is dumb and fat, not to be rude though, mate
American: well, not exactly. maybe our leader made you believe that, but we are actually a capitalist nation, so a majority of us are smart. and we do have an obesity problem. but mostly in Texas.
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Often Used In Situations Where People Are Acting Like Bitches Or Supporting Communism.
A Term Commonly Used By Patriots Alike. (Yankee Or Southerner)
The Term Was Used Greatly During The Road Trip Of 2007 To Visit Some Friends At Suny Cortland. The Five Friends Used The Term So Often It Became A Catch Phrase First At The College Itself, Then Grew On Everyone Across The Nation Of The United States Of America.
Origin Of The Phrase Can Be Found In A Episode Of South Park With Bat Dad. Stan's Dad Says "Sorry I Thought This Was America" While He Is Being Arrested For Fighting At A Little League Baseball Game.
Guy #1: Your Not Aloud To Date Your Sister!
Guy #2: This Is America Bitch!
Girl #1: What Makes You Think Your Getting Laid Tonight?
Guy #1: Well This Is America!
Girl #1: Your So Bold Take Me Now You Damn American.
Person: Hey I Want Free Health Care!
American: Sorry I Didn't Know This Was Communist Canada! Guess What?
Person: What? Canada Isn't Communist?
American: This Is America Isn't It?
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