Halfed

When your spouse wants a divorced and she wants half of everything (I.e your money) that you have.

Bob: “Man, Janet wants a divorce and she halfed me for my money!”
Tom: Shoulda signed a prenup.

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half on

Like a hard on, it comes about when some thing is arousing, but not enough to induce a full erection.

While watching two average women make out, Jim noticed that he was sporting a half on.

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Half-On

A semi-erect penis. (See: Semi, Chub) Fifty percent of a Hard-On. A "bulge in the pants," as it were.

I often get a half-on while leering at females on the subway.

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Half and half

half and half is when someone sucks your dick and then your asshole...a little blow job, then a little rim job...half in front, half in back....usually an action performed by a hooker

something said to a prostitute "hey baby, how much for a half and half"......or something a prostitute would say "menu includes half and half for $50 or the whole thing for $100"

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Half and half

A teenage boy who is half boy half man. That makes him really good looking and attractive. half and half's are amazing!! You can find them at the beach, at the gym, at school and walking down the street. A lot of times, you can see them driving with their windows rolled down and music playing in the summer. half and half season is during the fall. And spring. And winter. And summer.

Hey look there's a half and half!

Hey! Did u see that half and half over there?

Woah there's a half and half

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half and half

A cheap brand of "all-purpose" smoking tobacco - one of the earliest packaged, branded pipe tobaccos in the U.S. - with the slogan "a cargo of contentment in the bowl of any pipe." A long-standing joke involving the product's name asserts that it is named "half and half" because it is comprised of "half horseshit and half bullshit" (in reality, the mixture is half "bright" and half "burley" tobaccos). Some old-timers speculate that the half and half joke may have given rise to the novelty "horseshit cigarettes" sold in the U.S. in the 1920s-30s (not real horseshit), which featured the slogans "not a fart in a carload," and "try one, you mooching bastard."

Half and half is still sold at most retail outlets carrying tobacco products.

"Cargo of contentment," my piles - half and half is harsh and bitter.

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half and half

usually at a late night Curry House, you order a portion of curry and being undecided whether you want it served with rice or chips (french fries) you ask for ".......curry half and half."very popular with students after a big night out.

He asked the waiter " Chicken curry, half and half". i.e. a portion of chicken curry served with half a portion of chips and half a portion of rice.

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