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A place crazy people go to party every weeked. There are all sorts of shin-digs there! Hats, leather pants, kareokee machine, bed, tredmill, and guitar hero are included also! Its a place where close friends gather and head butt doors til they almost break!!Sex and drugs may play a small role in the guest house, but only a small one. It's not a place that tell your parents about, even tho parents come in and strip all the time anyway! Come join the fun!
Hot Chick 1: I wanna wear the reindeer antlers at the guest house tonight!
Hot Chick2: No, their mine!
Hot Chick 1: Fine, but I get to wear the leather pants!
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Propane tanks placed in the central hallway with C-4 used to ignite it, creates a fuel air explosive – Used for bringing down a house when contact is made inside. Named by 2nd squad, 1st platoon, I Company.
The marines decided to pull out and leave a house guest after heavy resistance was met on the second floor.
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They come along after a very satisfying and presumably finished bowel movement, post cleanup.
Me: "I just had an unexpected guest."
Me : "We're out of toilet paper."
Her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~
poop
feces
turd
shit
crap
bowel movement
All was clear after I swept the back porch, and then to my surprise an unexpected guest showed up.
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Someone who is bartending for an establishment at which they are not employed.
Erika is going to be the guest bartender at the Well tonight. And tomorrow.
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A "Consolation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...
You will get the "Consolation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.
In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".
Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."
You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consolation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"
the object of your sexual fantasy while you rub one out
Sandy was the guest of honor last night
A Robyn Guest is an energetic girl who likes to flirt with every dude in the school. She always talks about going to Belleview High School but never does it. This girl is a hoe and has a very scary dad.
“Did you see that girl over there? Ugh she’s such a Robyn Guest.”