APP

Asshole Playing Pokemon

P1. Is that guy trying take my picture what the fuck!?!?

P2. No, just another APP.

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APP

The after pee poop- the pee that you take after dropping off a huge load of poop in the toilet. Better then an orgasm because you experience full bliss with nothing leading up to it to get you prepared.

I dropped a huge load in the toilet and then unloaded a huge APP.

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apps

Short for apparently

Apps that movie is not very good.

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bird app

The social media website known as Twitter.

There is absolutely nothing on this bird app that surprises me anymore.

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App whore

When a person just gets an iPhone and has the sudden urge to download and buy apps nonstop.

Guy 1 - "Hey he just got an iPhone"
Guy 2 - "Yeah man! He's been downloading apps nonstop."
Guy 1 - "What an app whore"
Guy 3 - "I love all my new apps! The paid ones are automatically better because they aren't free and cost more."

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half apps

An abbreviation for "Half Appetizers" at the restaurant Applebees. Served after 9pm on weekdays and 10 pm on weekends.

"Hey Alex are you free tonight?"
"Yeah why what do you want to do?"
"Want to go out to half apps?"

"Sure that's great"

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App Wrangle

The process of where you become so pissed at an app, that you scream at it while deleting it. Often followed by smashing your phone, then the smoking of weed.

Guy #1: FUCKING HELL!!!!! STUPID FUCKING APP!!! DELETED!!!
Guy #2: Calm down, no need to app wrangle so hard.

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