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"She got another ipod? She's such an apple pie."
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The act of female masturbation, sometimes performed in a group setting.
When I get home I need to have some Apple Pie
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When you stick an apple up a guys ass and put the pie in his mouth to stop him from moaning too loud.
"Dude did you see he went to a cafè and when he asked for apple pie they apple pied him, and now he can't walk"
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When you perform penetration in a smokers throat, that has the hole for breathing, and then ejaculate in said hole.
Hey how was Sarah last night?
Well I performed an apple pie on her so it went all right
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That ideal life everyone wants; family, a nice house - all that jazz.
Person 1: my life is shit
Person 2: we can't all have that apple pie life
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a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything
Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!
Guy 2: wtf
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