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A specific time set to see a medical doctor. The patient usually has booked the appointment months in advance to get the first available time. A sign in sheet is at the reception desk and the receptionist is pissed because you interrupted her cell phone texting. Then the patient is handed a stack of papers to fill out and told to have a seat. After not feeling well and stressing about what may be wrong then gets to wait in the crowded, germ filled room for another 2 hrs. After the doctors appointment one may find themselves wondering why they even went and if they will receive a letter from epidemiology saying they were exposed to some contagious disease.
I went to my doctors appointment today and read old magazines in a germ filled, dirty waiting room for 2 hrs. When the medical assistant called me in I waited for another 1/2 hr in the exam room to see the doctor for 5 mins. However, I should feel lucky because I have an HMO that tells my doctors how to practice medicine.
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It’s similar to a Dick appointment but just the other way around for the male.
Bro I got a pussy appointment at 9 tonight with this chick
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Ideal chosen excuse for having the morning off work, ideally to attend an interview for a rewarding job. Completely throws any bovate suspicion as hypochondria is accepted as the norm.
"I won't be in 'til 12 today as I have a physio appointment on my dodgy knee."
"Oh okay. I hope you feel better afterwards."
"Oh I will, you bove. I will. Lie-ins are truly therapeutic."
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(idiom): feeling horrible, as to need a doctor appointment.
"Geez... This colds got me down, I'm feeling so doctor appointment."
It’s similar to a Dick appointment but just the other way around for the male.
Bro I got a pussy appointment at 9 tonight with this chick
The act of appointing a lady or man of overally exterted sexual tendencies or flirtatious mannerisms for company or entertainment.
I can’t tomorrow I set up a random hoe appointment with ole girl.
When two or more successive tinder hookups accidentally overlap, thus ruining the following encounter.
The fly in the appointment was slowpoke Stacy. Jessica arrived literally as Stacy was leaving. Both flipped out and left, round two will have to be a selfie.