April 28

National like ur friends butthole day

You: yo bestie u know what day it is
Bestie: OMG it’s April 28
You: eat my ass

April 28

No one cares about your urban dictionary

Omg you are so April 28, no one cares

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April 28

April 28 is national grab ass day and national grab pum pum day

(Walks up to girl and grabs her by the pum pum)
April 28 is the best day ever

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April 28

National eat nasyas ass day

Oh bro, it’s april 28th yk what that means

April 28

The national suck your friends dick day!!!

Person 1: let me suck your dick

Person 2: why?

Person 1: because it’s April 28

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April 28

national kick dick day, since the guys are assholes now :)

boy: what day is it today?
girl: April 28, KICK GUYS NUTS DAY

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April 28

The Day Eva becomes my Longest relationship 💜💜

Let’s hang out on April 28

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