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An Apron belly is when you become so immensely overweight, that your stomache hangs over your pants, or shorts, or whatever you're wearing looks sort of like an apron.
Ew, that mans apron belly is so big, he doesn't need a napkin!
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occurs in fat people where a mass of fat develops below the belly button and grows longer and eventually coves the vagina and penis. real sex killer. the big hanging thing in pictures on ere.
his fat apron can dance its that big
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A personal protective device designed to conceal rage boners.
My co-worker REALLY pissed me off today. Luckily, I was wearing my boner apron so no one could see just how angry I was.
when she took off those skin tight party pants she had a flesh apron the size of a buick.
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A piece of clothing that wraps around the waist hiding the ass most popular forms of Ass Aprons are sweaters or long sleeve shirts
I was walking in the mall and this gorgeous girl was coming my way, when she walked by me I looked back to get a look at her ass but she had it covered with her ass apron
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An imaginary apron that represents your friendship.
When threatened to take off the friendship apron,
You are threatened that your friendship will be over.
Julie: Karter can I borrow a pencil?
Karter: No.
Julie: What?! Friendship apron off! -pretends to untie imaginary apron and throws it on the floor-
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An overabundance of pubic hair. Usually but not always covering the entire frontal pelvic area from hip bone to hip bone. Just immagine the blacksmiths apron. Dirty Dirty hair.
I got a rash from that bitches blacksmith's apron.
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