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When a black person likes a white person
I think i have arctic chill!
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A strange ancient Eskimo practice when inside an igloo the female preformes oral sex. Upon ejaculation the sperm freezes mid flight. The female then proceeds by licking it as if it were a Popsicle
It was so cold last night she gave me an arctic blaster
When a guy is sleeping without blankets, and the temperature is very cold. His penis head is sticking out of the fox hole resulting in an Arctic Mushroom
"Dude, It was so cold last night and I woke up this morning with the worst arctic mushroom!"
Sheffield (England) band, featuring Alex Turner, Jamie Cook, Andy Nicholson and Matt Helders. Universally loved for their conversational, colloquialism-heavy lyrics (bordering on the pretentious); solid rock sound and accented vocals. The band was formed around 2002, and released two UK No. 1's in 2005. Their album, 'Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not', was released on 23 January, 2006, and criticised by some for displaying a man smoking on the cover (to which I say: as if kids want to look like that guy!)
Me: Hey, have you heard that new Arctic Monkeys song?
Friend: Yeah, I love Arctic Monkeys! Are you going to their Sydney gig?
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4 beautiful boys from Sheffield. They write catchy songs and the NME love them (rightly so). Apparently they're awesome live. I will confirm this on March 29
Arctic Monkeys are soo good. Can't wait for the album (Jan 23 UK, Jan 26 North America UK IMPORT, Feb 21 North America)
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When you experiencing the normal side effects of being high, but you also really want to listen to the band "Arctic Monkeys".
Person 1: (obviously high) Dude... I really want to listen to Arctic Monkeys right now.
Person 2: Uh oh, looks like someones got a case of the Arctic Munchies!
While camping in the winter below freezing and you do not want to leave your sleeping bag you piss into a condom and then chuck it into the snow. In the morning your piss condom will be frozen thus becoming an arctic turnip.
I need to piss but it's so warm in my sleeping bag.
Just make an arctic turnip you bitch. I am trying to sleep.