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body armor

Pads inserted into a woman's bra to make her breasts appear larger.

See also wonderbra, wondermeter.

When Pam arrived at work with breasts larger than they had been the day before, Dave knew she was wearing her body armor.

by Led Zeppole October 6, 2003

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Armor Lock

An armor perk in Halo: Reach that is used by 6 year old n00bs who took their dad's copy of the game off of the top shelf and are soon to be beat with a belt because of it. They use it during Matchmaking Games because they've pissed their pants out of fear and are too scared to mindlessly spam grenades or spray with the assault rifle.

If you use armor lock throughout an entire match and at the end the screen tells you that you won, this is most likely an error and you should not take it too seriously. Because if you used armor lock, you didn't win anything and you fucking suck.

Real Player (Only Using Sprint): *Throws A Plasma Grenade* "Good I got a kill. (assuming that the enemy will die)"
Retarded Player: *Turns On Armor Lock, Sticky Falls Off* "Too..scared.. to use..any other...shitty maneuvers."
*Everyone Else Crowds Around Retard Player, Waiting For Him/Her To Stop Being A Pussy. Whoever Survives The Massive Close-Range Firefight After Gets To Teabag The Armor Locker.*

by xXSnakeFistXxV2 November 27, 2010

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Horse Armor

A phrase, used by video gamers, meaning "useless purchase". Derived from "Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion", where decorative horse armor can be purchased for $5.00 online.

Why the hell would you buy that horse armor? Why do you need it?

by Michael Lanter September 14, 2006

201๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


Recon Armor

Halo 3:
The greatest armor in the game.
Originally created for Bungie, they began passing it out for "good deeds."
Make Frankie laugh, you'll obtain the Reconnaissance Rain Raiment

Warning: The Reconnaissance Raiment comes with a risk
There are no life noobs out there, who will "high-jack" your account for video game armor
Don't advertise yourself, and change your password as often as possible if the armor is obtained

Notice from Bungie Weekly Update 2/22/08:
Keep in mind, that the Recon armor is totally revocable and removable, so steer clear of the jerkstore.
Don't be a jerk, or total ass about your obtained Reconnaissance Raiment, it can be revoked

A F1R3 0UT51D3: Woah, check out that armor!
LivingForToday: That's Frankie, and that's the Recon armor

AFO: Oh, how do you obtain it?
LFT: You don't obtain it, it obtains you

by LivingForToday March 2, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Plot Armor

Bullshit

How did Armin live being burnt by Bertholdt? I do like Armin but still, rigged-ass plot armor right there

by BlissRina March 14, 2021

66๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


armor for sleep

A great emo band who's name comes from a certain type of thinking and releasing inner demons to ease their slumber.

Armor for sleep is an awesome emo band.
To rid of yourself of nightmares, face your fears it is the best armor for sleep.

by ArmorForSleepGhostHunter June 8, 2005

105๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


armored titan

A beast of a titan from the anime tv show "attack on titan" who is capable of destroying the gates in the wall

Armored titan: rrruuuuhhhhhhhhh!!!
Soldiers: RUN, CLOSE THE GATE!!!

by ET-HAN123 April 21, 2017

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