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Arpit

A rare species of software developer hailing from the sun-scorched deserts of Rajasthan, India. Known for his uncanny ability to debug code with the same finesse that Rajasthanis conserve water—extremely resourcefully and with minimal effort. When not coding, Arpit is busy dodging child marriage proposals while explaining to his family that "arranging code is more important than arranging marriages."

An Arpit’s natural habitat is a dimly lit room, where he survives solely on chai and the occasional internet outage, which he treats as a "chance to finally get some sleep." Much like water in Rajasthan, free time for an Arpit is almost non-existent, as he's constantly bombarded by relatives asking, "Beta, shaadi kab karoge?" (Translation: "When will you get married?"), to which he responds, "First let me marry this JavaScript framework."

Arpits are also believed to have a supernatural ability to fix bugs that no one else can, all while maintaining a cool demeanor that says, "This is nothing compared to surviving a summer in Rajasthan without an AC."

"Bro, the server is down again!"
"Relax, call Arpit. He’s been surviving with less for years—he’ll handle it."

by VenomousPython August 16, 2024