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Act swiftly, awesome pachyderm
In the movie "Horton Hears a Who" Horton says ASAP stands for Act swiftly, awesome pachyderm.
A pachyderm is an elephant.
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As slow as posible, it is the same as, As Soon As Posible
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1. As Scene As Possible
When someone tries to fit it in or look scene by over dressing or worrying about looking a certin way; and eventually going overboard by trying too hard and looking like a fool. Someone who goes ASAP stands out like a sore thumb at shows becausew they have no friends, stand alone, and are typically n00bs or posers.
pete: Did you See katie at the show last night?
Luke: Yeah she went ASAP and stood by herself allnight, what a poser hoe she needs to stick with the Aslee Simpson.
Pete: tru that. she tries so hard it hurts.
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Anarchist Skins and Punx. ASAP is an (inter)national group of anti-racist/anti-sexist/anti-homophobic skinheads and punks. ASAP knows how to get rowdy, don't fuck with ASAP.
ASAP came down from Chicago and helped beat up some fascist scum. www.anarchistskinsandpunx.com
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As Soon As Point
Refers to the expected handout of methamphetamines (or MSM), requested by a low-level user, prior to performing menial tasks or labour for said employer.
"Hey Jimmy Jump, can you wire up my Hi-Fi - I can't be fucked."
"Sure, but I'm reaaaalll sleepy"
Jimmy Jump puts out his hand, and clears his throat expectantly. This is an example of "ASAP"
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Founder of A$AP Mob. Formed it in 2007 along with ASAP Illz and ASAP Bari. Changed pretty much every member's life. Passed away on January 18th, 2015 from a suspected lean and xanax overdose, although he said he was clean.
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