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The original name of the group A Fire Inside, back when they first started. The name was changed around the time of the 'A Fire Inside EP'.
"Asking For It is not the same thing as A Fire Inside."
"Nope. Asking For It came first."
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A phrase that can stop the conversation immediately and destroy your friends .
Friend : hey do u know that i have cancer?
Me : no ask
Friend : *fucking dies *
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To invite someone on the lesser-known form of date where instead of going somewhere outside of the home to socialize with your partner you simply invite them straight into your home. More than often is the intention mainly sexual.
Gus is trying to find a worthy girl tonight to ask in. He's really hoping to get laid.
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A thought which often escapes idiots staring at a stranger struggling to walk. "What happened to you?" they say, before launching into the saga of their torn knee ligament, oblivious to the possibility that their prey has been disabled for decades and doesn't wish to answer appallingly inappropriate questions, nor needs your brilliant advice.
Don't ask, she thought. Don't fucking ask.
Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.
"Are narwhals real? Asking for a friend."
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A place where children go to be ridiculed by younger children and then be forced into sending naked photos of themselves to older children to prove they are not fakes.
The older children will then post the pictures on ATP, and the child will be ridiculed by hundreds of faceless perverts.
The child will then find that the place is a good place to mope to about everything wrong with their life, but they will recieve no pity from the other children, the they will threaten to kill themselves.
The child will morph into one of the older children, and begin ridiculing newer ones.
The child will spam secrets and insist Chris Brown Girl is cool and The child will try to have people rate his or her photos in a "hot post" but will be sent to the bottom of the list by the older children who have fake accounts to thumb up their own posts.
The child will argue about something in one post, and then defend it in the next and will begin to realize they have drifted away from friends and family irl and they now think things they never though were funny are hilarious, including violence, racism, and rape.
The child will see newer children with better hair become more popular and will threaten to leave.
They will actually just lurk for an hour or two then reappear to mope about how much more messed up their life is than everyone else's.
The child will amass a large amount of child pornography and begin texting strangers and will make fake accounts for thumbs up.
The child will lose all touch with reality and before they know it, their life will revolve around Ask The Planet, a terrible myspace app made by a terrible programmer, psuedo-controlled by a dickhead with a napoleon complex and his tryhard insensitive girlfriend from florida.
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Awesome phrase, said to be WWE Wrestler Chris Jericho's favourite sentence. Every match he applies a submission hold and shouts it every 5 seconds. He even did it once when it wasn't a match and there was no ref in sight.
Jericho applies the Walls of Jericho
Chris Jericho: ASK HIM!
Oppoent doesn't submit
Chris Jericho: C'mon Ref, ASK HIM!
Jericho apllies the Walls to John Cena when it is not a match
Chris Jericho: Whos the Hero Cena? ASK HIM!
Chris tries to submit R-Truth
Chris Jericho: ASK HIM What's Up!
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