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Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.
We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...
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the space between the wall and the bed that you get stuck in when you roll over too far
"OMG you guys, last night you shoved me into the ass crack of the bed."
"Eff you broke the outlet."
When your butt cheeks get so hot, it feels like hell.
"After that run, I got some serious Satan's Ass Crack."
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When your dog wakes you up at 5:00 AM with his butt in your face.
I'm exhausted still after having woken up at the ass crack of dog... At least I had plenty of time to shower.
When having anal sex and she shits on your dick while screaming, making the sounds of an angry Russian
My girlfriend and I tried the Russian ass crack and my dick still stink
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When you don't wipe well after a poo, and you get the itchies.
Heather didn't wipe well enough, leaving her with ass crack fever.
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Someone who puts a coin down someones ass crack.
Man, I just got attacked by the ass crack bandit last night
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