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California Ass Cream

When one person shits into a cup and then wraps the other person's penis around it and begans to have Oral sex with it.

Oh yeah, my Girlfriend gave me some California Ass Cream two nights ago!

by werdtobigbird June 2, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


soft served ass cream

when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.

I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit

by icecream, sex, larry, shit, sexy May 6, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cream ass

A person who gets everything he/she wants without need to work for it.

You're such a cream ass!

by dontcallmealiar October 16, 2017


cream ass

A build up of poop bits, sweat, and general wraunch that builds up between your butt cheeks on a hot summer day. Can also occur if one doesn't wipe thoroughly enough.

AKA: Butt Cheese, Crack Cheddar

I got some serious cream ass.

by babydog February 6, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass ice cream cone

The <3 commmonly used on AIM or blogs to represent a heart. (Does it not look like an ice cream cone full of ass?) Triple scoops and double scoops indicate lotsa love.

I ass ice cream cone you

You are a double scoop of ass ice cream cone

by NeenaNika June 20, 2006

93๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heavy cream ass

Heavy cream ass can be defined as an insult, or term to describe someone who is heavy and has cream in their ass. It could also be used as a sexual term for Cumming in someone.

Guy 1: You see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Your crush Tory?
Guy 1: we're not just crushes now, we've taken things much higher
Guy 2: Oh yeah?
Guy1: I gave her a massive Heavy cream ass last night~
Guy 2: Nice!

by Average DemonCore Fucker December 2, 2022


Ice Cream Ass Ache

The intense pain immediately following hyperkinetic anal penetration from a DQ Buster Bar. This is usually administered as punishment for any number of wrongdoings. Obviously no lube is administered to the receiver in order to facilitate maximum pain.

Luke continually failed to learn how to party and as a result received a vicious ice cream ass ache administered by all five of his roommates.

by Dale Johnson November 21, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž