Rural Dictionary

EAT ASS

Enjoy their jokes
Assist them
Treat them right

Actually love them
Spend time with them

Support them

Everyone should settle down with a person and EAT ASS.

by Jenny Taylia6969 December 28, 2017

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Eating ass

It’s kinda like when a guy eats a girl out, but they do it to someone’s butt instead

Bro, I’m tonight I’m totally gonna eat Tina’s ass like shrimp fried rice.

Eating ass:It’s kinda like when a guy eats a girl out, but they do it to someone’s butt instead

by THendricks November 28, 2018

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Eating Ass

Apart from the act itself, Eating Ass as a cultural phenomenon is ultimately a reflection of an extreme desire to express one's liberal ideals

Generation Z: I Love Eating Ass
Generation X: Excuse me?
Stuck up Millennial: What a perfect opportunity for nuanced political discourse

by Borrowed Facts January 27, 2019

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1. For anyone born in 1995 or later, eating ass is the act of oral sex on the anus. An ungodly act that only the ballsy do.
2. For old people, eating ass is the act of being scolded or engaging in an altercation of some fashion. Originates from military personnel getting "chewed out," or "getting your ass chewed."

1. "Man, I can't believe Alyssa did the pop schlop twist combo with a gooch to ass licking finish. She ate my ass and she ate my ass good. I hope she doesn't expect me to start eating ass."
2. "Hey man I wouldn't bother sarge with anything right now. He caught me firing blanks at recruits while on the shooting range and ate my ass for it." "Thanks man, I'll be weary."
2 Alt. "That piece of shit tapped my girls ass here at the nursing home. She has fibromyalgia so it was really painful for her. Swear to god I'll eat his ass if he ever comes near my room."

by DownTheSyndrome October 12, 2019

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