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Ass Blast Class

The lowest class of anything, that the world has to offer. (Can be applied to economic and social structures)

There are two ways to fly: First class, and Ass Blast Class.

by skotobasilio February 5, 2009

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


reverse ass blast

when a guy ejaculates inside their partner's anus and then the partner farts or forces it out back onto the guy, either on the chest or face and then rubs it around to look like a splatter shot

bhups got pink eye from a reverse ass blast to the face, it wasn't the first time and definitely won't be the last.

by weenz September 10, 2012


Strawberry ass blast

A specific way to consume an illigal powdered narcotic by applying a desired amount into the crack of another counterpart to assume that he/she will emit flagellants to aid in the consumption of the narcotic substance which in turn can potentially give you pink eye

" did you find jerry? He had 10 strawberry ass blast's last night I wonder if he is ok?

by Rico the zaddy June 22, 2017


ass blasting bitcheloid

someone. who blasts that ass real good. but is a complete n udder bitch.

"Jeert is an ass. and a bitch. but he blast my ass from the passt"
"Then he's an ass blasting bitcheloid."

by SleeepyCatt December 6, 2017

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ass-Blasting-Bitch-a-loid

An Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid is the proper term for a long, tedious task with little chance of completion. The term can be used by easily upset gamers in order to release any pent up rage while attempting a game with tedious or rage enducing tasks and mechanics, rather than spending their time freaking out with other series of expletives. The term originated from the youtuber Markiplier, while in 2015 playing the fourth installment of the wildly popular game series, Five Nights at Freddy's.

This is going to be an Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid of a game.

by But, fuck? November 30, 2017

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ass Blast from the Past

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china

person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."

by necro April 23, 2005

62πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.

β€œI ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of β€œThe Infinity Podcast”

by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020