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When a chick or dude ((typicality a liittle dude with hero worship) whose faves reak of my huge muscle ass, in particular my ripe, rank & stank bung, and/or have visual signs of my manhole having been aggressively dragged and mashed on their happy faces, often even a skid.
After my little bubba’s mother (my ex ) mandated the shorts and pants with zippers had to come off before future (play) Wrestling re-match’s after the the Buttons over my rather substantial bulge scraped my little me’s cute face. I also might have gotten over worked up and was overly aggressively humping and grinding his face HARD.
She’s smart. And little man didn’t seem too bent ouT of shape when my dirty Dickie’s dropped. Commando Dads are well loved. Lol. Although facing the other way, his face level to my massive fart cannon… drop. Wall of pungent papa pooper hit him, laying him out like a canary in a coal mine But he recovered and didn’t hesitate to be my arch enemy in the ring while Also braving the coalmine I.e. dad’s fun Dirty fart cannon and asteroid launcher.
Getting stank faced Like some of his fav WWE stars. Huge built fuckr.
My big dramatic pin - my now fully exposed mega butt - right down on his cute happy fart marked face. Firmly.
Damn son you smell like shit. You been assfaced!
Bam: we think Rake needs to have a meetbag to the face
Rake:that was disqusting!!!
Bam : your jacket desserved that
Rake: That was the worst assface ever!!!!!
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a balding history teacher who has an ass for a face and can talk constantly about a single subject for hours, boring her class to death
"Mrs. Smith looks just like an assface!"
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oh man my brother is such an assface, he won't get me Taco Bell even though he's already there and owes me 4 dollars
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Someone who's face looks like an ass
Shut up, assface.....oh, and by the way, Happy Mothers Day...... Assface
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Possessing the facial qualities of an ugly man's ass.
One who resembles Tony Blair on television.
After my cousin got mutilated in a car accident, he's gotten a real assface.
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a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face
that dude's an assface
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