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When your buddy has to shit while driving and you sacrifice your hand to save the leather seats.
Hey man I gotta shit can you give me a rolling assist?
When you place drugs on the tip of your erect penis and insert it into your partners anus placing it correctly into the small god-gifted supposity pocket.
Yeah the night started out good. Gary gave me a boof assist and I really started rolling balls.
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to assist a friend in kicking game to someone, the opposite of cockblock
My boy JBL came through with the ill COCK ASSIST and hooked me up with that sorority chick...
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One who puts up with the shit that college students living on campus come up with every day, especially when he or she is either busy or after 1:00AM in the morning.
Man my Resident Assistant(RA) has it tough, those girls in that dorm were fighting at 3AM and he sat there to deal with all their shit!
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Now, you know damned well that that $3 bag you have ain't nothing but Assistant Coach!
Faki Assist is a third party extension for the game "Fortnite" - also known as a "Cheat Software". Many people think that playing 300 hours of koovaks a DAY turns you into Faki13 itself.
Example : *OMG* Bro I just lazered that kid holy shit im so great at the game, I literally have faki assist.
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1) A person who thinks they are in power but who is actually a pawn
2) A person who is told they are in charge but who has to lick the boss's ass and do all the bullshit work for a fraction of his pay
1) "She's walking around like a queen now that she's the assistant manager. The fact is; she doesn't know how to make any rules! Maybe her first rule should be to change her fucking underwear so I can't smell toxic queef every time she walks past me!"
2) "Sally, you'll be in charge while I'm not around. If there's a complaint from one of the drunk customer's, you'll deal with it. When someone pukes in the washroom; you'll have to clean it up. When everyone goes home; you'll stick around to close. If you need me, you can try my cell. Your pay will have to stay the same...but you'll be the assistant manager....congratulations!"
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