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A drunk friend who grabs your ass
"when jason drinks, my ass isn't safe around that assmonkey!"
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someone that tags the wrong ppl on facebook
"assmonkey tagger"
hey you "assmonkey tagger"..........thats not me in that pic!!
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a person who has monkey grip and always talks about ass
you fucking assmonkey
All other definitions of the word assmonkey here are describing Donald Trump Junior just perfect!
A common expression of surprise. Also an adjective to describe how a day went, or what a person looks like. It can also be a monkey found sitting upon an ass.
"How was your day"
"Assmonkey"
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"HOLY ASSMONKEYS!"
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When at the zoo, "Mommy, mommy! Come look at this assmonkey!"