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Rick Astley's son. Literally Rick Astley's son.
Person 1: is that Rick Astley's son?
Person 2: yep that's Ben Astley alright
You may think that Rick Astley is someone that will never....
Give you up
Let you down
Run around
Desert you
Make you cry
Say Goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you
But really, this is what he is:
-real name is Giovanni
-ox molester
-someone who despises irish men
-someone who shits on himself
-someone who loves piss
-someone who thinks Nazis are foolish
- someone who is Christian
- someone who is a douchebag
-fat oxes give him a good time
-someone who thinks that black people need a whole bottle of soap
-someone who likes to fuck with pee
-someone who wouldn't search for you if you got lost
-someone who thinks people watching porn are bastards
-someone who calls other people's dancing foolish
-someone who has a job as a console seller because he boxes a nintendo wii
-someone who thinks Woody from Toy Story is a nerd
-someone who is confused with his sexuality
-someone who thinks we look like a pig
-someone who will never fuck Luigi
-someone who makes people eat his snot
-someone who molests his penis too
-someone who is a penis
-someone who is naked inside a hole
-someone who wears makeup and puts it on people
But We still love him, because not everyone knows this stuff
Rick Astley molests oxes and his penis.
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The absurd manner in which Rick Astley moves his arms when disappointing the world of music with one of his pop videos. They are most prominent in his video 'never gonna give you up'
Got rick rolled yesterday, had to endure the sight of the astley arms!
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If you ask Rick Astley for a copy of 2009's "Up" but he doesn't give it to you because he will never give you up.
But by not doing so, he lets you down, and breaks his second rule.
He has to either give you up, or let you down, which rule will he break?
Guy#1: I asked Rick Astley for "Up" but he didn't give it to me.
Guy#2: So he caused the Rick Astley Paradox!
Guy#3: At least he didn't say goodbye.
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the best place on the earth, promoting the god of t3h 1nt3rw3bs - Rick Astley.
sinner: FORGIVE ME FATHER RICK FOR I HAVE SINNED, I'VE FORGOTTON VERSE 2 WORD 6
Rick Astley: I'm never gonna give you up, let you down, run around or desert you, make you cry say goodbye, tell a lie, or hurt you.
sinner: word
THE " church of rick astley "
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The 29th day of July. Used to celebrate the day the song "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley got to 1B views on youtube.
Person 1: It's Rick Astley day!
Person 2: Time to celebrate!