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Astrology is a dumb ass excuse for things somebody would do.
Something that most white girls will ask you on your fist date.
White Girl: What is your zodiac sign?
Boy: I dont believe in astrology because people shoud take responsibility for the dumb shit they do,rather than blame what they do on what month they are born in.
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“Are you into astrology?” “Fuck no it’s all bullshit and space racism girl”
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For the ones that don’t know the difference between astronomy and astrology. But there is a really difference.
Astronomy is star science. Like the things with telescopes, stars, planets. Also food: Milky Way and Mars ;p But astrology, that’s something else. Astrology, is totally bullshit. Astrology is the weird shit you see in magazines. Horoscopes. According to a horoscope, your cat is gonna die tomorrow and someday there’s gonna be ‘a special day’. Probably that day is just the day when there is a promotion on corn flakes in a supermarket. Now you will probably never be mistaken for the word astrology again.
By Brother Nebraska
‘Hey, you there. You like astrology, right?’
‘It’s astronomy, f***ing asshole.’
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Astrology is a fake science that doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things, at least to someone who actually has a functioning brain. According to astrology, the day of a particular month of the year you were born determine the traits and personality of someone.
Not to be confused with astronomy, which is an actual science.
Person 1, who believes in Astrology: Ugh, I think he might be an Aries.
Person 2, who believes in actual science: I think you might be retarded.
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The Barnum effect
Astrology is so accurate, like it says:
Cancers are humans usually with two eyes and one nose
Ohmaigaaaaahd
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Having to do with astrophysics.
The definition of the moon cycles in science class today were astrological in a correct way.
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A way to get peole to believe that a lot more things revolve around Jupiter than they actually do in real life.
Even if astrology was based on the Sun, hopefully people would question it rather than believe it. But anything based on the orbit of Jupiter is plain suspect.
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