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One who studies heavenly bodies by touch.
I'm am a braille astronomer and I want to touch you.
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The value of someone or something on an astronomical level. It measures how much value one holds in the universe. The secret behind finding your astronomical value cannot be shared with nerds like you.
Lily: "Hey what's my astronomical value?"
Paula: -4
Graham: NERD!!!
Odds predicting extremely unlikely results or events, like rainfall in deserts, or odds predicting one particular result among countless (an astronomical amount of) other possibilities, e.g., a lottery.
The astronomical odds predicting the remote chance of a meteorite crashing into your home are no cause for concern.
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This speaks volumes Or is relatable.
Tweet: “I really use “😂😂” too much for someone who’s “😐😐” all the time.”
Me: The volume in this bus is astronomical
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"Did you see the new Astronomical Rap Facts tweet?"
"Yeah it was an absolute banger!"
When even saying "epic win" is an understatement.
*After seeing a friend do 7 backflips off a jump, jumping off his bike, swinging on a vine, kicking off a tree, getting back on his bike in midair, and pulling a wheelie on the side of the cliff to the bottom while a rock slide chases him.
And he lands it.*
Person: *speechless*... ASTRONOMICAL EPIC WIN!!!
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The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.
Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"
"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"
"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"
"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."
"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."
"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"
"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
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