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Auction House Skank

A person with a female character on the online game World of Warcraft, who strips the character and dances so people will give them money.

Herlyangels such a Auction House Skank she won't stop dancing until some one gives her 1G!

by WillyBgood October 25, 2007

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Chinese Auction

When a group of guys tape a girl's eyes shut and blow their loads on her chest in unison. The one who blows the largest load then has sex with the girl.

Dude, let's invite Tara over and put her up for a Chinese Auction!

by Uncle Barnwell April 24, 2013

3πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Dutch auction

n. (1) An auction having several of the same item up for bid at once, with a minimum bid. Bidding starts with people offering a fixed price at or above the minimum for a certain number of, or all of, the items available. Highest offered price wins, regardless of how many items were bid on by that bidder, and winners then descend by final offered price.

A feature unique to this style of auction is that, if a lower-bidding participant bid for x items, but due to higher-bidding winners could only buy fewer than x, he has the right to back out and purchase none at all.

(2) a form of auction similar to the above, once but no longer held on eBay, in which the same rules were generally followed, with rules for bid times and final winning prices calculated slightly differently.

They had ten signed NFL footballs up at the stadium that they were dutch auctioning off for charity- one guy got 5, one got 2, and I got 3 and paid the least!

by Lt. Commander Data February 21, 2011

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Fixed price auction

A term used to describe a listings on ebay where the listing is not an auction but is listed in the auction section of the site.

A fixed price auction is like a pig in a blanket, it works but i would not touch it with someone else penis!

by ebayluva July 25, 2008

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

by Jack Kingofferson September 23, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Auction Cowboy

A person who looks at legal goods and pays for as many as 50 items. He goes to an auction and makes 3x.

You need $50 to cover the rent? Call an auction cowboy.

by silverseal September 16, 2011


Virgin Auctioneer

A female who auctiions off her virginity for a large sum of money. The female posts on craigslist, other classified advertising sites, or uses local or national media to set virginity for auction.

There are real life examples of Virgin Auctioneers and one of them is "A 20-year-old woman from Southern Brazil has sparked a wave of criticism by auctioning off her "first sexual experience" to the highest bidder as part of a documentary. The stunt has generated outrage in Brazil, however, bids have already reached $1 million."

by UrbanPhonics October 29, 2012