link clicking aversion

When someone doesn't click on a link for fear of opening a website containing a virus.

Dave: What was that link in that email you sent me yesterday?
Mike: It was a link to our wedding website.
Dave: Oh, I didn't click on it because I have link clicking aversion.
Mike: It said in the subject line that it was our wedding website and the email came from me. What is wrong with you?
Dave: I have a problem, I'm seeing someone

Averse Canoodling

To kiss and hug someone (often times comicly) in an attempt to get them to squeel and or react in a manner as if they dislike the behavior. Often done as a parent to a small child as if to embarrass them.

The mother embarrassed her third grade son by averse canoodling him in front of his classmates, Johnny was not amused.