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" hehe baby seal in french"
"Oh thats bebe phoque"
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When a middle aged man has a one night stand with a much younger female.
Hey Steve, how was your weekend? "It was great, me and my buddy went clubbin' baby seals on Friday night, then we went golfing Saturday morning."
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verb: the act of going to nightclubs, or clubbing
Yo, I don't hafta work tomorrow -- let's go hunt some baby seals downtown.
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The proper response when someone asks what you are doing while taking a particularly unpleasant dump. In other words, nothing good.
Greg: What are you doing?
Ros: RAAAAH! Stand back man, I'm clubbing baby seals in here!
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A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.
Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."
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As in clubbing baby seals to death.
Those rioters deserve the baby seal treatment.
When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."