When you wake up and your dick is looking smaller than usual.
Luke was upset when he looked in the mirror only to find out that it was going to be a bad dick day
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A day when it's just not working downstairs. Very farty and greasy.
I shouldn't have eaten that lentil burrito last night because I'm now having a bad bottom day.
A day starting with you looking to the mirror to see the face floating there really ugly. One of those days you don't wanna go out, with low self-esteem, when you feel all the people staring at you. Ever had a really unapealing haircut done by some blind a/o taste challenged "hairdresser"? Well, that's the feeling.
-What's happening to Joan? She barely spoke the whole afternoon. Is she OK?
Nah, she's just having a bad haircut day.
A day in which, despite normal styling efforts, one's hair looks bad, wrong or strange.
"Honey, why are you so late, and what's going on with your head?" "I'm just having a bad hair day."
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A day when your morning wood remains until bedtime. A very persistant erection that hurts and interferes with your ability to have a nice day, often caused by a long night masturbating or having sex. This can also be caused by, but less commonly, shoving a long object through the urethra.
Boss: You seem a bit irritated today - whats wrong?
Worker: Im just kinda having a bad boner day, sir.
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A day when nothing anyone says to you makes sense, nothing you say makes sense to anyone else (including yourself), following directions proves problematic and items which should be readily locatable cannot be found (or are found only after much searching on top of one's head).
I knew it was going to be a bad brain day when I finally located my keys in the drawer where I always keep them, my glasses on top of my head, and remembered only after entering the now empty garage that my wife had earlier mentioned that it was her yoga day, which meant she was taking the car.
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False justification for a bald person to look like crap. Most often used as an insult.
Man! Did you get hit by a bus, or are you just having a Bad Head Day?
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