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When your dog does a steamer and you bag it up and chuck it as far as you can to see who you hit.
haha funny story Fido did his business and I bag, tag and hurl ed it at this oldlady
That scruff of hair that self fancied hipsters grow under their bottom lip.
Did john grow a douche bag tag?
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A Bluetooth hands-free headset. Mainly applies when the user is in a public place having a conversation on the phone loud enough for people ten feet away to hear and that said people ten feet away do not wish to hear.
Person 1: Is that dude talking to himself?
Person 2: Nah, he's got his d-bag tag in his ear.
Douchebag with a d-bag tag on: So I told him I wanted those accounts closed out by 3 p.m. and the bastard went out golfing instead...
Cashier: (thinking) Man I wish this bastard would get off his d-bag tag long enough to get the hell out of my line.
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Also called a taint brush or soul patchusually worn by an older bald douchebag or a younger half a fageither way it is passe. Maybe add some Bono yellow tinted glasses(worn indoors)and lots of black fabric to complete the desired toolappearance.
Did you guys see that old bald douchebag with the tea bag tag and his half a fag buddy/sister trying to work those girl scouts?
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A game involving the act of showing one your ball sack shouting "ball bag tag!" Then that person must pass it on by doing the same to someone else, the game continues from guy to guy until someone refuses to show theirs.
Dan: *shows ball bag* "ball bag tag!"
Brian: "daym I love this game" *shows Trevor his ball bag* "ball bag tag!"
Trevor shows someone else abd the game continues
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To use your homies nuts as a punching bag to get into the zone like Iron Mike Tyson.
You heard Bag Tagging is the new meta?
A game played primarily by Canadians where one player restrains another by the arms and waits for another player to attempt to strike the testicles of the victim, whilst saying "where's that bag" repeatedly. This is usually done by surprise and without consent of the victim. This game has been popularized by the Canadian television show "Just Passing Through".
"I was hanging out with my Canadian brothers the other day until they surprised my with a nice game of Bag-Tag. Needless to say, my nuts have never been the same."