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baldness

Baldness is when you have no hair and your head looks very much like an egg.

David- "Hey, that's an egg!"
Ron- "No, thats a guy who suffers from baldness!"

by Ordem July 1, 2015

17πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Bald

West Coast Canadian slang for getting so high/stoned/baked off the good β€˜ol marijuana/weed/chron/pot/giggle bush, that you feel as though you have suddenly lost all of your body hair, and are now so completely and utterly hairless, that you are able to transcend through the universe and feel complete, once again.

β€œWhoa man, that weed we smoked last night got me so fucking bald!”

by Big Chiller Jim (J’cB) November 21, 2020

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


balding

The process of losing hair due to stress or competitiveness.

Joe is balding, I think it is because he is highly stressed.

by WJENFFNG July 16, 2017

21πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


balded

the action of achieving the bald state of being. usually associated with shaving one’s hair, however one must also see the spiritual side of being balded to truly transform.

bitch i almost died that shit balded me

I laughed at this joke for 10 minutes straight, I literally was balded.

Giulia’s hair is falling out, lmao she’s gettin balded.

by baldedbabe1993 November 12, 2018


balding

when you're wig has been repeatedly snatched with such force and conviction that it takes parts of your real hair as well, thus making it seem like you're balding

"Charli XCX just released a new song, have you heard it yet??!"
"YES IT'S SO GOOD I'M BALDING!!!"

by Zaniel November 29, 2021

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bald

bald

Andrew Higgins is bald

by Chief bald April 26, 2018


Bald

The aftermath of being roasted, burned, or scalpt.

"After she scalpt me in the roast session I was bald."

by River Bend September 23, 2016

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž