When you accidentally eat your mom. Or when you poop your pants in math class.
example 1: oops, I did a big baloney lol XD UwU.
example 2: oh no, I big balonied in my pants :(
Definition 1: Baloney Mohawk- the act of draping one's flesh trumpet across the forehead and cranial area of a sexual partner to create the illusion of a mohawk made of meat.
Definition 2: The act of shaping the hair of a sexual partner into a sharp, punk-rock mohawk after firing a hot life rocket onto the scalp.
"I promptly draped my semi across her forehead, fashioning a cool Baloney Mohawk."
A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.
Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.
Baloney Sandwich a.k.a Bull Shit.
"Did you see how the media was trying to feed us that Baloney Sandwich about the election?"
"I've had just about enough of your baloney sandwich."
a mildly derogatory, but oddly humorous name for female genetalia, specifially the inner labia.(see: beef curtain)
Wow, that chick's baloney flap is hanging out of her thong!!
What's up, baloney flap?
grabbing your penis and beating it without mercy, as though "it owes you money"
joey spent all saturday boppin' his baloney