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When a work hot girl you've liked decides to hook up with someone else in the workplace, like a ninja, since she's already in a relationship.
Usually the person she decides to hook up with is a cocky asshole to everyone, except her. All chances of hooking up with said girl are now less than zero. And she decidedly notices no ones existance except for her own.
"What happened with Maggie, I thought you where into her."
"Well she disappears every day to go hang out with Tanner even though shes got some boyfriend. Hes a egomaniac, and she eats it up. I don't fucking know. It's shit."
"LOL you got bammered. Nice guys finish last."
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Poor quality weed, consisting mainly of stems and seeds.
Don't gimme no bammer weed... we don't smoke that shit in the SFC -- RBL Posse (Don't Gimme No Bammer 1993)
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When one decides to chug copious amounts of hooch.
Dude Alex is going Slammer Bammer on that $10 rum, while Curt is totally being a pussy about it.
really low grade weed, weak weed
What is this some bammer weed? Shits weak
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To get the shitty end of the deal
Damn, That's bammer laced!
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The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.
"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
extremly loud; out of control individual that does random obscene acts with no regard to anyone else and their feelings. partying throughout the day, long into the next morning, usually can be pointed out within a lagre crowd.
primary objectives when "going bammer" are the following.
-Drink large quantities of liquor and beer
-Get any and all available vagina that can be located.
-Chain smoke cigarettes
-Spend entire two week paycheck in one night
-Have absolutly no concern for anyone while maintaining a strictly party attitude.
person 1: Oh man! did you see that kid last night going bammer!
person 2: that kid smoking spice moles in front of valet parking at the casino, trying to get those two cougars back to his homies garage?
person 1: haha ya, he was using that t payne auto tune app all night trying to rig girls. hes already killed a bottle of jack and is now working on the tequila.
person 2: Going so bammer.
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