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Welcome To Bangkok

A hilarious, usually unintentional way to say "go fuck your mother".

Person 1: Welcome to Bangkok!

Person 2: *stabs person 47 times in the chest*

by SecretAgentKaBoomKaBoom September 10, 2011

58πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Fuzzy Bangkok

When two men want the same girl, they can engage in a Fuzzy Bangkok competition. Both men need to get hard and once that is accomplished they must work together to hold up an S.O.S pad between them using only their penises. The first man who goes limp will cause the pad to fall to the ground and the man who managed to keep it up wins the Fuzzy Bangkok competition and the girl.

Bill and Jim both want to hook up with Karen. To settle it, they engaged in Fuzzy Bangkok.

by iamreptar93 January 31, 2011

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bangkok Glaze

Your bewildered look and the shimmering glaze of booty juices on your face after waking up from a drunken night of sex with a hot Asian chick that turned out to be a ladyboy.

What’s with Even today? He’s got the Bangkok Glaze. They chick he picked up was a dude.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2017


bangkok dangerous

Verb substitute for horrible.

The movie Bangkok Dangerous was bangkok dangerous.

The Lions lost the game in the First quarter, they are bangkok dangerous.

by Diesel-Deez September 8, 2008

16πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bangkok Roulette

A game in which 3 or more men gather around a table with their pants off and a female goes under the table and pleasures one of them, after 30 seconds the men take turns guessing who was being pleasured under the table, if the person who was guessing for that round was right he wins and everyone else loses, if he is wrong he loses and everyone else wins. The wagers are usually a shot or a drink but can also included something unpleasant like eating bugs with the shot. A popular game with business men in Bangkok

"Man I got trashed last playing Bangkok Roulette before we hit the bars, I didn't get fondled much but I sure didn't pay for many drinks!"

by MC1980 August 1, 2009

29πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Bangkok Lollipop

A lollipop or other piece of candy that has been inserted up one's ass and then shit out hours or even days later.

Ed vomited profusely when he discovered that the piece of candy his father had given him turned out to be a Bangkok Lollipop.

by ADiZZleDonKEY July 18, 2009

56πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Bangkok Padang

(adj.) Something that looks very simple but is suprisingly amazing.

Is that just regular peanut butter on the pasta salad?

No, thats Bangkok Padang Peanut Sauce.

by HyperionPrime September 30, 2008

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž