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The most energetic, drug fueled niggas in the band. We know how to have fun at football games and are really fucking good at doing shit right. We enjoy building retarted shit on our Minecraft realms. Were also on each others dicks most of the time leading to major bullying. Other than that we are fucking awesome.
Yo, there goes the best fucking section in the band, the fucking baritone section.
Aight we gonna build a giant cock.
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The most glorious instrument in the band. This is similar to the sound of a trombone, but looks more like a tuba. Most people do not know of the instrument that people with the largest of penises play.
Man that baritone horn player must be pretty horny
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An improvement of the alto and tenor a deeper more misterios 10/10 instrument even better than the French horn a woodwind brass mixture what could be more awesome not a French horn
That was a awesome baritone sax
A mental illness causing all baritone players to constantly act stupid and make corny puns.
While Lauren only has a mild case, David clearly has serious Baritone's Disease.
The next best male singing voice,ranking just below a tenor.
Mike,Wade,Musa,Brock,Pat,Gary,Tony,Todd,Eric,and Scott all have the best baritone voicesever;they all are members of the county honors choir.
1) The sound, during sex of any kind that involves a phallus (organic or otherwise), made by its quick (& sometimes painful) ejection from the cavity in which it was plunging. The resultant 'POP!' when echoed inside the cavity, is the baritone seal. The POP is, much like a freshly-opened pickle jar, the breaking of the seal.
2) The seal-like moaning sounds made, usually accompanied by sealion-esque bucking and thrashing, by certain types of sexual partners nearing orgasm.
1) "I was getting deepthroated by Theresa last night when I got excited and slipped out--you should have heard the baritone seal it made, bro! Sounded like a hotdog bustin in a microwave!"
2) Yo, I tried to hook up wit Robin last night, but she started letting out baritone seals when I went down on her--bitch was putting on a Sea World show, dawg!
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when you use a deep voice to mimic the command used in courtrooms or other arguments.
The baritone beg made everyone take the historical American seriously.