Bark

noun: An adult bear with fully grown sharks as arms. The most deadly creature known to man. Indigenous to North America, it is mainly located in the Pacific-Northwest but has been know to migrate as far east as Maine.

Who would win in a fight, 200 first graders or a Bark?

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barkative

The canine version of talkative; a dog who barks a lot.

His chihuahua was extremely barkative; the dog barked all night long.

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bark

A female bark better known as a "queef". A female bark is a rare bodily function caused by a pocket of air forming inside of the vagina when it is constantly pounded by the wrath of a man stick and is then released upon removal of the respected scholars penasia

Example: "bro I was fucking this slam pig missionary and she fuckin barked when I pulled out"

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bark

To break wind, to fart. Also used as a noun, i.e. flatulence.

It's embarrassing to bark in an elevator.

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Barked

The term used when somebody, usually a woman, has had sex with a dog or canine animal. The term is tied to the adult art and animation community, where artists and animators depict dogs and canine creatures having sex with women. The primary causes for a woman to define herself as barked are usually the taboo, unique penis shape, and overall sexual performance.

You just know that girl with the two large dogs gets barked all the time.

Chad: "Have you seen the size of Taylor's dog? I bet it has a massive knot."
Brad: "Yeah you just know she is totally barked now."

#bark

For douchebags who just need to change it up from saying woof

"Did you just see that brunette's tits? #bark!"

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Barked

Having tree bark thrown at you with much force.

Dude, I was in the woods last night when all the sudden, a grizzly came up and barked me!!

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