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The greatest thing to ever happen to the internet. Made by our lord and savior Dave Portnoy.
“Does anyone know what Barstool Sports is?”
“It’s the greatest Company to ever exist. It’s basically the internet.”
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A website/blog for sport loving pinky dicks.
Basically like 4chan, only for middle aged, fat, ugly, angry woman-hating men, who circle jerk over unfunny images, unbelievably lame jokes, and taunt each other with with threats of their favorite sports team beating up another team.
Love Michael Vick. Because assholes.
The least likable people on Earth all decided to make a blog devoted to being everything that people hate about sports fans, and generally gives everyone on Earth a bad name.
Call each other "stoolies" and are identified by pictures of fat date rape enthusiasts, in T-shirts, who wear baseball caps backwards, holding up crudely written signs with the website name on it.
Which probably have their name, address and phone, printed on the back, in case they leave the sign in their male prostitute's asshole.
Barstool Sports is great, if you ever want to feel better about yourself. Just read the comment section of pretty much any article. You'll feel like a genius.
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Having no ass or flattening of the ass from sitting on a barstool for long periods of time.
For example: Reggie had barstool ass from sitting in the local shithole drinking all day.
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It's where you get a chair with a hole in the center and have your girl sit on it with only a skirt and nothing else. You somehow trick her to sit on it and you secretly get under the chair and jackhammer her until she unconscious or when you feel necessary to stop.
P.S. normally only works on Virgin Schoolgirls.
Yo, I got that girl with the ponytails from school last night. I gave her the roadhouse barstool during our study session.
A friend who lets you down when you need him most, and leaves you flat on your arse like a barstool that isn't there when you go to sit on it. See also barstool.
That sneaky barstool Blue said he'd put up my bail but he never showed so I had to spend the night in jail!
The act of multiple people being penetrated sexually by the legs of an upturned Barstool (with 4 legs).
“Me and my friends were feeling sore in the morning from a night of Brighton Barstooling”
Celtic fan from the Free State. Wannabe Nordies, even though they despise them.
barstool republican: Sings 'Go Home British Soldiers'.
nordie Celtic Fan: But you're a Mexican?
barstool republican: F**k off you Nordie c**t!
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