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Nate Mathews, a 17 year old boy who lives with his mother and father that makes songs that hormone-deafened adolescents love.
songs:
Yahh Bitch
Crank Dat
Person 1: crank dat den supaman dat hoe
Person 2: What the fuck are you doin?
Person 1: Im cran'n dat soulja boy biatch
Person 2: No, ur making a dumass of yourself
Person 1: yo' a hata of a tru playa' mayyy'n.
Person 2: You do know he lives with his mom
Person 1: but he crunk bia'
Person 2:..no he really isnt he sings in one note, has a repetive beat and can barely pronounce a word of english
Person 1: fucking asswipe!
Person 2: ...retard
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Complete and utter faggot who lives with his mom and still sucks her tit. If you listen to this shit, you have no nads and hairy moobs.
dude 1: yo crank dat soulja boy
dude 2: NIGGA fuck you
dude 1: YUUUUUUUUU
dude 2: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP
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A man without any balls. literaly.
plain and simple.
Shawn: That noob just dropped his suop down that lady's shirt!
Mike: Now the lady kicked him in the balls!
mike: He's...he...he's not doing anything...
Shawn: HE HAS NO BALLS!!!
Mike: HE'S A SOULJA BOI!!!!
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A perfectly good example why Nas said rap is dead.
Soulja Boy: Nevermind aids man!! I got a new dance for yall!
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An ugly ass bitch who can't rap for shit.
Doesn't need much more defining.
Give this a thumbs up if you hate soulja boy.
If you actually like soulja boy, go punch your dad anally and drown yourself afterwards.
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Some good beats were murdered by this "rapper". I hope his producer finds a better artist to rap to his beats.
But on to Soulja Boy himself. He has a speech impediment if you listen real close. That's not southern drawl you're hearing. He's in cahoots with Lil wayne to bring down Hip-Hop and once again prove nas that Hip-Hop is dead.
It's not his fault. He SHOULD go unnoticed, but again, not his fault. Blame the people who play his babbage ass music on the radio.
Soulja boy fanbitch: "Dul-dya byoy u in 'is o"
Me: "Huh? oh wait never mind, it's that speech impediment you're trying to copy"
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An incomprehensible young african male with a speech impediment/learning disability and an IQ comparable to that of a tomato.
Soulja Boy go back to school. (Let's all Crank THAT speech impediment.)
YUUUUULE be burned out by next year.
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