Beagle

A breakfast food. Shaped like a donut, delicious when smothered in cream cheese. A common mispronunciation is "bagel".

You: What are you eating?
Me: A beagle. Yummm.
You: Oh, that is just sick!
Me: But it's got cream cheese!

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beagle

A slang term for a woman's areola.

Dude, that chick's beagle's are as big as my Grandmama's Thanksgiving platters.

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Beagle

To be extremely weak and/or having one nut. Also haveing a short temper and can't back it up.

A kid in adrian michigan with the last name beagle that is a worthless person, this is his definition

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Beagled

One of the only known cures for Llama Syndrome

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Beagle

(-verb)
To be investigated for the scent of illicit substances by a canine, specifically of the Beagle breed (used in Australian airports). (Past tense: 'Beagled')

"Dude, great to see you!.. Why did it take you so long to get through customs???"

"I got bloody beagled and the cops spent an hour going through my bags and giving me the third degree. Next time I leave Amsterdam I'm going to make sure I've washed all my clothes"

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beagle

a form of banging a chick doggie style

Yo man I gave her the beagle last night!

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Sad Beagle

When you're holding in a fart and your stomach starts to whine like a small dog.

" I had to fart so bad that I sad beagled through the entire date."

"I'm not hungry, I just have the sad beagles going on today."

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