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A sad, wilted foreskin, caused by having too little of your foreskin removed at birth, resembling that of a dragons beard depicted in ancient Japanese paintings.
Dude, how long has it been since you've scrubbed that dick jacket? That dragon-beard's so stanky i can smell it from the kitchen.
The loose skin that remains on the underside of a circumsized penis.
"Would please give my Dragon's Beard a tug?"
A large beard like protrusion of hair from the anus.
Dude, I've got a wicked dragons beard going on down there!
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A sex move invented and made famous by baby Dave. The dragon creates a vacuum seal with his mouth and the ladies front bottom and proceeds to blow air into her. Once the ladies stomach is inflated to the size of a beach ball the seal is broken and the air escapes creating a feeling of euphoria and release for the lady.
Dave used the Bearded dragon move on her
Dave bearded dragooned her and she nearly shat herself
A chill yet a fearful hunter.
Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.
JESUS THE BEARDED DRAGON IS ON MY LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)
RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!
When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
A bearded man that dresses up to look like Gwen Stefani for a performance every Wednesday night.
"Oh, look at Seth, he is tho tho hot! There's nobody better at bearded dragon."